I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
