I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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