Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We named our party play list daddy issues
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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