I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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