i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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