Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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