Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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