Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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