Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
