So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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