problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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