Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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