Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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