You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
