Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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