This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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