Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
