There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She said her name was "party"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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