dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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