everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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