don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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