Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
