but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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