Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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