margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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