physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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