How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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