roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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