You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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