Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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