If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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