I am spending my child support on dildos
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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