mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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