All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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