Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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