Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I came so hard my ears popped.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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