One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You're like the curious george of whores
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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