this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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