uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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