We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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