If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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