u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i will never coherently bang her
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Drake has all the answers
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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