she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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