For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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