I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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