I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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