Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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