what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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