So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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