sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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