i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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