Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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